The only people who ever get anyplace interesting are the people who get lost.
The horse’s hay beneath his head
Our Lord was born to a manger bed
That all whose wells run dry could drink of his supply.
No clever talk, nor a gift to bring
Requires our lowly, lovely King
Come now empty handed, you don’t need anything.
Did you know that putting Vicks vaporub in a crock pot does not actually make a good substitute for a vaporizer? In fact, the Vick’s pretty much just burns and apparently smells like menthol cigarettes, which is not a smell conducive to aiding in the opening of respiratory passages.